Good evening, America. It has recently come to my attention that I love three-ways. My friends ask me, “So what’s the big deal with three-ways?” My reply: “It’s just like a party for two but three times the fun.”
My first three-way took place in South Florida with those who shall remain nameless. The event was a rather exciting experience, but like any night out with Lindsay Lohan, it was a tragic train wreck. My next experience, several years later and a few thousand miles away, was a total success. This was all due in part to some simple planning with some well established rules/theories in place. One might ask, “Lukas, what were they?” Well America, I’m glad you asked.
Never initiate a 3UI (three-way under the influence)
A pretty safe rule of thumb for any three-way is never starting one whilst under the influence. Liquid courage sometimes gives us too much courage and also alters our perception of reality (that couple might not look so hot the next morning).
Knowing is half the battle
Establishing everyone’s STD status prior to the ménage allows minds to rest easy and, frankly, penises to remain confidently hard. Performance anxiety is a no-win for everyone involved, and your “Mr. Happy” may walk away from the experience with a frown on his face.
Set boundaries for your ‘ball and chain’
Even if you are “just dating,” breaking down the what goes where and who gets to do what, is probably the best rule any couple can have for a three-way. When everything is crystal clear nothing will be shattered – trust me, it’ll make sense.
Where everyone knows your name (ends with A4A)
Being that I have a few names in my phone with the last name A4A (you know what I’m talking about), I have found that when I communicate with the couple upfront about everything, I can get in, out and on my merry way to spend more time working on things like this magazine rather than dealing with Zach’s butt hurt feelings that he didn’t get to cum first. Ask your newly found friends if they have rules and let them know yours too.
Hey, jealously
OMG are we on cops? Nobody wants to end up being the talk of the town for all the wrong reasons. If at any moment there is a hint of jealousy in the air, I strongly suggest all parties agree that this isn’t for them. Some people aren’t built for three-ways and it’s understandable. I like chocolate and vanilla, he likes bubble gum with fudge (gross). The point is, we all have our own preferences and we should respect them.
Check the expiration date
It’s been said that taste buds change every seven years. With gay men I’d say taste sometimes changes every seven minutes, so when the time comes to retire the tricycle, accept it and move on. Trust me when I say there will be other tri-opportunities out there. Take your great experience and burst forth into a new conquest.
Following these basic steps can ensure a far pleasurable experience for all parties. With some well- nurtured action plans, couples and singles alike could blossom a healthy and hearty sensual garden for years to come.
Did you enjoy that? Help keep lukas magazine going. Show some green love by clicking the orange button.